Kitsune Onna: The Fox Woman

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Neil Gaiman’s fox-wife goes back a long way. Tales of men marrying trickster wives are as old as myth itself. Every culture has its own version:

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Ray Young Bear, poet of the Tama, Iowa, Meskwaki Nation

 Ray Young Bear is the great-great grandson of Mamwiwanike, who in 1856 purchased from the state this land along the Iowa River near Tama that became the Meskwaki Settlement. —The mystical inner life of a Meskwaki poet by , mkilen@dmreg.com

Good luck finding Mamwiwanike’s story online anywhere but in Mike Kilen’s Des Moines Register story.  “Mesquakie Indians responsible for the establishment of the Mesquakie Settlement,” 1857

The Meskwaki traded with French colonists of the Illinois Country but were forced west by competition in the 18th-century fur trade and later United States development pressures. In the early decades of the 19th century, the Meskawki and Sac were being forced to cede land in Iowa and nearby areas to the United States and to move west of the Mississippi River. The Iowa state legislature passed a law to allow them to buy land, which they did in 1857. In the 21st century, there are three other federally recognized Sac and Fox tribes, who have independent reservations and governments in present-day states of Kansas, Oklahoma and Nebraska. wikipedia.org

Years ago, a guide at Usher’s Ferry in Seminole Valley Park told me how unprecedented this purchase is–the chief of a displaced Native American tribe used honest means to raise the money to buy the land and create a “forever home” for his people.

To this day,

The Nation operates a tribal school, tribal courts, public works department, and police force. The settlement includes more than 8,000 acres (32 km2). There are about 1,300 members of this Meskwaki Tribe, of whom about 800 live on the settlement; non-tribal members, including spouses, also live on the settlement.

The Meskwaki Casino Resort is located on the Settlement and generates revenue for the welfare of the tribe.[4] The settlement includes land in parts of Indian Village Township, Toledo Township, Tama Township, and Columbia Township. The tribe holds a large Pow-Wow here each year… wikipedia

According to internet information from Meskwaki.org (with an alternative spelling), “This is different than a reservation because the land is owned by the tribe on the settlement whereas a reservation is land set aside by the Government to allow tribes to reside. The Meskwaki Settlement is located in Central Iowa.”

 The “Red Earth People” got their name from the story of creation in that the first people were created from the red earth. It is thought that the first settlements of the Meskwaki were located near land which contained red earth, or for their fondness of red paint. http://genius.com/3121329

See A 1994 Interview with Ray Young Bear [An excerpt of an interview conducted by Elias Ellefson, a graduate student in English at the University of Northern Iowa, as part of the Third International Conference on the Short Story in English, held at UNI and Iowa State University. ]

See also “Reaching Out, Keeping Away”–An Interview with Ray A. Young Bear from Tamaqua

A resident of the Mesquakie (Red Earth) Tribal Settlement near Tama, Iowa, Ray A. Young Bear has been a frequent contributor to the field and study of contemporary Native American poetry since the early seventies. His poems have appeared in numerous anthologies and magazines, and in his two books, Winter of the Salamander (Harper & Row, 1980) and The Invisible Musician (Holy Cow! Press, 1990). Young Bear has taught at the Institute of American Indian Arts, Eastern Washington University, and the University of Iowa.

TAMAQUA: What is the background of the Mesquakie tribe? How did they–and you–come to live at the Mesquakie Settlement in Iowa?

Young Bear: First of all, I should say that I am not an historian, but this is what I know of the Mesquakie tribe, of which I am an enrolled member and lifelong resident in central Iowa. The first recorded contact took place in the Green Bay, Wisconsin region in the 1600’s with early French explorers and missionaries. From there, through a series of cultural/territorial struggles, for hundreds of years with both white and Indian adversaries, the Fox–as they are known in government terminology–weathered the fierce storms of fate. Many times the Mesquakie Nation was in a state of near-death, but from spiritual strength there came survival. We suffered tremendously, but our grandfathers were tenacious, becoming highly adept at “what to keep, what to keep away.”

However, with the steadily increasing encroachment of the Euro-American, the Fox, along with their Sauk allies, found themselves in a precarious situation in the 1830’s, which eventually removed them from the ancestral homelands along the Mississippi River in western Illinois.

Exiled by the U.S. government, the Sauk settled in Oklahoma and the Mesquakie (Fox) in Kansas. Seeking change in the 1850’s and a return to the green, fertile landscape of the Midwest, my great-great maternal grandfather, Mamwiwanike, who was but a boy-chieftain at the time, made the monumental choice (under his grandfather’s advice) to begin the journey, politically and physically, back to Iowa. Mesquakie intermediaries and interpreters returned to negotiate the eventual purchase of the first acres from the Iowa legislature. This was finalized in July of 1856, the first approvals to have ownership of Iowa property. With that, the other Mesquakie families/clans returned, travelling the long distance from the plains of Kansas with their horses and meager belongings. According to my grandmother, the trip was plagued with hardship, for the travellers “sometimes picked and ate plums from trees.”

My connection to the Mesquakie tribe, their homestate, and their beloved cultural sanctuary, therefore, is quite close.

TAMAQUA: What characterizes Mesquakie identity, as distinct from the larger American society you are part of?

Young Bear: I am extremely fortunate to come from a tribe that is known for its conservative practices. As such, our language, beliefs, history and ideology is unaffected by cultural deterioration. Part of this, of course, comes from the establishment of our Red Earth Tribal Settlement. While we reside in the heart of the Iowa agricultural landscape, this self-prescribed, self-imposed geographic isolation has vastly contributed to our stability as a special Woodlands-oriented people. We are all a constant reminder to each other of clan reciprocity and obligation. In a close-knit society, you see quite vividly where you stand in accordance to tribe and cosmogony. As a contemporary Mesquakie poet-writer-singer, an artist who happens to follow a journey of words rather than the chosen pathway, I can only stand near the edge of this little earth, make room for, and give homage to the unrecognized and courageous “Keepers of Importance.”

TAMAQUA: How are the dances performed at the Mesquakie Tribal Celebration in August different from the music and dances performed by the Woodland Drum Group?

Young Bear: The major difference would be the number of performers and participants. There obviously are more dancers for the community-oriented event than the 10-14 people who travel with us. And there are dances like the Buffalo Head, Swan, and Shawnee Dances which look better with 75 to 125 people dancing.

TAMAQUA: In “A Drive to Lone Ranger,” the character Bumblebee is presented with an odd mixture of matter-of-fact realism (the talk of cassette tapes, mineral rights) and supernaturalism (Transformation Masks, transparent wings). Could you comment on this apparent incongruity?

Young Bear: The incongruity is reality. The juxtaposition of everyday items like Shredded Wheat, computers and automobiles to supernaturalism is a testament that a belief in invisible forces still exists today. What the non-Indian is commercially deluged with via television, movies, scientific research, and books on unexplained mysteries and so forth, the traditional home-based Indian lives and contends with daily. In short, in spite of all the hype the civilized white American society gives itself in terms of intellect, productivity, and militarism, there are events that take place daily that they cannot see. You could think of this as a diluting of ancient blood and the inability to see beyond the visible.

This question tires me, so I’ll stop, for 99% of American people no longer have the mental capacity to fathom these phenomena.

TAMAQUA: Many of your poems refer to Black Eagle Child. Who or what is Black Eagle Child?

Young Bear: My next book is entitled Black Eagle Child: The Facepaint Narratives. Basically, Black Eagle is my father’s name, and since I am his son, I added the Child part. Simple. And in some poems I have used the name in place of the Mesquakie Settlement where I have resided for forty years. This is perhaps the only liberty I have taken with names, and even then it is fictitious. I know people who have resorted to legally changing names for commercial purposes. Funny. Had my name been Smith, it would still be Smith.

TAMAQUA: How to transmit a cultural heritage is a dilemma: to keep it as the most pervasive influence it is necessary to remain apart from the wider culture, but to remain apart from the wider culture makes it invisible to that wider culture. How do you envision the ideal way to maintain the Mesquakie culture for those succeeding generations who will venture into the wider culture?

Young Bear: Exposure to the wider culture happens automatically, so the key thing is to participate in the tribal culture. One way is through music and dance. While a Mesquakie, realizing the tribal realm is encompassed by larger realities, may not be able to see right away that social songs and dances eventually contribute to retention of our roots and heritage, they do have subtle effects.

First and foremost our songs and dances are a form of self-expression. What makes them interesting and captivating is the fact that every Mesquakie takes part in the art form, whether one is a participant or observer. Yet it is simply but one fabric of the daily adornments worn by us. This is how a fellow Mesquakie would perhaps perceive it–as largely inconsequential but important as a tradition-based art form.

My perceptions, however, as an educator/teacher allow me to see beyond the ancient routines of vocals and choreography, especially if tribal youth are involved. Mesquakie songs and dances, no matter how simple or inconsequential, are in the foreground of where the transference of culture begins.

It never fails to astound me to see Mesquakie babies who are less than a year old emulate the singing/drumming done by their parents and grandparents. And the best part is the encouragement given; it is forthright and direct. “Na ka mo no, (You) sing.” When a child this young is taught that music will command attention and the respect of people, that child will grasp and retain for a lifetime what is important for the Mesquakie. With this interest, especially in the precious jaunt to the year 2000, there exists Mesquakie music “which talks, ka na wi mi ka to.” For the 1990s Mesquakie child who has been accustomed to communicating primarily in the English language, all of which is enticed and reinforced by dime-store interests such as “Ninja Turtles,” “Nintendo,” brand-name tennis shoes and skateboards, tribal songs can be pivotal in guiding a child toward the honoring of tribal identity via the original language.

From Tamaqua 2.2 (Winter/Spring 1991). Copyright © 1991 by Tamaqua. Reprinted with permission.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ray Young Bear (born 1950 in Marshalltown, Iowa) (Meskwaki) is a poet and novelist. He was raised on the Meskwaki Tribal Settlement near Tama, IA.

Young Bear’s great-great grandfather, Maminwanike, purchased the land that the Meskwaki Settlement was built along the Iowa River. Young Bear’s great-great grandfather was only a boy when he made the decision to move the tribe from Kansas back to Iowa where the tribe is originally from. After his great-great grandfather’s decision, Meskwaki people were sent to negotiate the purchase of land that eventually became the Meskwaki Settlement.

The Meskwaki Tribe is the FIRST, and one of very few tribes, that bought their land instead of having their land allotted to them by the government.

The theme of his poems and other works are American Indians’ search for identity. His poems express the painful awareness of identity loss

Ray Young Bear was raised by his maternal grandmother, No-ko-me-sa, for the first ten years of his life. Young Bear spoke Meskwaki as his first language, taught by his maternal grandmother; she also encouraged him to learn English. He was not comfortable in this language until late in high school. She was also a key teacher of his culture, its customs, and its myths and belief systems, which he embraces. He has been influenced as a writer through his grandmother who he claims is his greatest influence. Other influences that Ray Young Bear attributes his writing to are the journals of his grandfathers that date back to the early 1800s.

As a youth, Young Bear attended an Upward Bound program at Luther College in Decorah, Iowa. Young Bear also attended the University of Iowa and Grinnell College.[1] Later he met poet Robert Bly, who was very influential. Through Robert Bly, Young Bear was able to meet with many editors that ultimately led to his work getting published.[3] Young Bear also studied at Pomona State College between 1969 and 1971, where he took advantage of the chance to hear readings by visiting poets.[4] Ray Young Bear has taught creative writing as well as Native American Literature at The Institute of American Indian Art, Eastern Washington University, Meskwaki Indian Elementary School, the University of Iowa, and Iowa State University.[1] [At some point in the late ’70s Ray Young Bear was a student at the University of Northern Iowa, (also with his cousin or brother…?) He published his poems in student literary journals.]

He always keeps his grandmother in mind while writing. He said, “My grandmother was always giving me advice on how I should watch what I say, because she would say that the single word itself is very, very powerful.”[5]

He writes about the dislocation of contemporary Native Americans who are pulled by two different cultures. He has written some prose fiction, but says that “all his writing is merely experiments with words” (Kratzert 1998). His novels, starting with Black Eagle Child (1992), describe his youth through the character of Edgar Bearchild. They combine first-person narrative, letters, religious imagery, and poetry. He often switches between English and the Meskwaki language to express himself more fully.

Ray Young Bear helped form the Woodland Drum Group. Members of the group include: Todd and Russell Young Bear who are Ray’s brothers, Ray’s nephew Elgin Young Bear, wife Stella Young Bear, Brother-in-law Gordon Lasley, and Clark and Eloise Lasley.[2] Young Bear and his family formed the Woodland Drum Group in 1983 to entertain other Native Americans by participating in tribal celebrations.[2] The group first performed in 1984. The group has performed over 250 times throughout the United States, Canada, and Netherlands.[2] The group performs songs and dances to Native Americans and non-Native American audiences. The goal of the Woodland Drum Group is to educate non-Native Americans about the meaning behind the dances and songs of Native Americans.[2]

  1. Young Bear, Ray. Ray A. Young Bear. Hanksville, 2006. Web. 23 May. 2016
  2. McGowan, Jim, and Morgan, Bruce, and Len Stelle. “Reaching Out, Keeping Away.” Interview with Ray Young Bear. Modern American Poetry. University of Illinois, 1991. Web. 23 May. 2016.
  3. Ellefson, Elias. “A 1994 Interview with Ray Young Bear.” Interview with Ray Young Bear. Modern American Poetry. University of Illinois, 1994. Web. 23 May. 2016.
  4.  Elias Ellefson, “What it Means to be a Meskwaki”: Ray Young Bear interview, Des Moines Register, 4 September 1994
  5. Moore, David, and Michael Wilson. “Staying afloat in a chaotic world: a conversation with Ray Young Bear.” Callaloo 17.1 (1994): 205+. Literature Resource Center. Web. 23 May 2016.
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#BookCovers for #IndieAuthors: #Vote if you would on your favorite “look”

Let’s say Carol’s Book Reviews is published as a book (by Groundhog Press). Covers must be printable “in gray scale,” and what that entails, I’ve yet to find out. I originally tried to get a silhouette of BBC (The BustyBookCritic) with fingertip illuminated in the glow of the Kindle, but then you can’t see the Perihelion cover I’m reading. Showing the cover involved illuminating my face, which became a horror story–but thanks to Elena Giorgi, I now know that nobody under age 21 looks good in lighting from below.

 Can’t see “Fly Me to the Moon” on Kindle

Okay. Cast your vote, anyone, on what “look” draws you to a book. (It must vary from genre to genre. Oh well.) Proud Mom is tempted to use a 2008 drawing by daughter Claire as a high school freshman:

  

I have the artist’s permission to use of a partial view of William Wright’s “Fly Me to the Moon” as seen on the May 2015 Perihelion Science Fiction cover: 

Or, something along the lines of Mary Shelly visualizing her Frankenstein:

    

There’s the simple original artwork look: 

The {cute critter with a book} look:

  

The BBC (BustyBookCritic of Science Fiction) look: 

John McCormick’s photography would be awesome for any number of book covers if he sold his images via shutterstock. One of my favorites: John wrote: how about st john the baptist by da vinci, easy to paste a kindle in–but I don’t have any way to show that.

So…anyone have any opinions to share? What sort of covers draw YOU to a book?

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The Oddville Press: Promoting today’s geniuses and tomorrow’s giants @Oddville_Press

Oddville’s tree photo (left) reminds me of daughter Claire’s (2008):  

@Oddville_Press The Oddville Press publishes the very best of the best in , and B&WArtwork ~ Promoting today’s geniuses and tomorrow’s giants.

The Oddville Press is staffed by hip young gunslingers with a nose for a good story. We are now open for submissions, but be warned – we’re only looking for the best of the best. Don’t send us anything less. Back issues of the electronic magazine distributed in PDF format, are available for download here.

 The Summer 2015 issue of The Oddville Press is here, and it’s (if possible) our best issue yet.  And… it’s free. Go to our downloads page to grab your copy of Volume 3, Issue 2. Previous issues are also still available – FREE!

If you think you have what it takes to help make Oddville a thing of beauty and a purveyor of truth, and if you have a passion for words, tell me why you should be on the staff. m.coombes@gmail.com

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There is no need to spell out legal rules in full, as it is quite simple and logical: using any of this material beyond the terms stated above is the same as theft, and that usually means the law, in some form, will be all over you. Also remember that abuse of sites like The Oddville Press will lead to repercussions which will only be to everybody’s loss. Respect the author and artist. Respect the © sign.

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How do you get Carol to read and review your book?

Over the years, I’ve risen from a reviewer ranking of one among millions to the top 5,000 Amazon reviewers. This took a lot of time and effort on my part. I am not “for hire” and I shudder at ads aimed at getting authors to buy book reviews.

More manuscripts, ARCs and requests for reviews come in than I can possibly read. I give them all the page one / chapter one test, but even a good book might get nudged aside for the one that hooks me to the end.

If I don’t read past chapter one, it doesn’t mean you’re not a good writer. Competition for my reading time is fierce. Some days I might be in the mood for cerebral and literary. Other days, I’ve had enough of real life’s follies and tragedies, and I just want into escape into an easy story with a happy ending.

Science Fiction gets first dibs because of the monthly deadline to write reviews for Perihelion Science Fiction http://www.perihlionSF.com, but also because I love science, new technology and speculative fiction.

Sometimes, but not often, I like thrillers. Normally I avoid whodunnits, police procedurals, military fiction, violence, blood, zombies, sexy billionaires, the overdone “feisty redhead” in fantasy and romance, and any number of themes might have me reaching for the next book in the queue.

What does draw me? Quirky, fresh, original; authentic characters; a “voice” that’s compelling. Snide, whiny heroines, self-absorbed heroes, rarely keep me turning pages.

I can overlook typos and syntax errors, to an extent, among indie authors. If a story is really good, and the author just needs an editor, I won’t 2-star the book or slam the door on that author, the way those ubiquitous “one-star bandits” enjoy doing. My policy is to avoid posting reviews lower than three stars, unless the author sells so many millions of books, my opinions won’t hurt their reputations or sales.

It’s discouraging for me when authors are upset with “only” four stars instead of five. I do my best to illuminate what’s good in a novel, and point out flaws as a secondary consideration. If you  must have five stars, buy a review. It will be short, superficial, and not as good as my 3- or 4-star review.

If you like a book review, voting yes at amazon or “like” at goodreads helps the author as well as the reviewer. I vote “no” to as many one-star bandits as I have time to find. Rarely does a good story deserve “epic fail” as a rating. I encourage readers to vote down the obvious negative reviewers who make a sport out of trashing other people’s writing.

More people ask for reviews than I can possibly accommodate. I always say thank you for asking; you can email me a .mobi file or Word document but I can’t promise how soon I’ll get to it. (PDFs are such a pain, I tend to dismiss them even if they pass the chapter one test. Too many other books waiting for my attention.)

Another day, I’ll write more about what it takes to (1) get me to read a book and (2) get me to rate five stars. For now, “make me laugh” and Ill read ANY genre, even explicit violence.  Making me laugh is worth at least 4 stars no matter how many typos or syntax errors. 

Humor is a tricky thing, of course. What millions of Americans love, I wince at (injuries to sensitive male anatomy, Borat defecating in public). Certain things not only fail to amuse me, they annoy me: boob jokes, giant naked ladies cradling men like babies – I mean, some of this stuff, you’d think I’d rarely encounter in fiction; instead, I’ve seen so much of it I never want to see it again.
You just never know what I’ll love, or not. You *can* know that I’m happy to be asked to read your book, as long as you understand I cannot promise to read all of it and post a review. If your ego cannot handle four versus five stars, maybe you shouldn’t come to me. If you think all book reviewers should buy all the books review, hey, I’d love to, but if I bought every book I’ve reviewed or considered reviewing, I’d go broke. Also, for the hours I spend reading, highlighting, reviewing and promoting, the cost of emailing me a .mobi file of your book is not unreasonable, and I am not failing to support my fellow authors if I fail to buy every book they publish. It took thousands of hours of my time, time I could have spent working on my own fiction and getting it published, to become a professional book reviewer.
Message me at Linked-In, goodreads, Twitter or Facebook. My inbox is clogged with so many hundreds of daily emails, I’m afraid I overlook important messages at least once a day. (Yes. Add to my to-do list: another email account.)
Carol
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Twitter for the Indie Author by @JoRobinson176

“Go to Tinyurl to shorten any links that you want to tweet to twenty six characters. One hundred and forty isn’t a lot to work with when you have a lot to say. Another way of getting more than a hundred and forty per tweet is to create them as images using Canva or Picmonkey or any design software that you might have available. You can also shorten your links with Hootesuite if you plan on using that.” So that’s how you create images? #MustCheckItOut

Lit World Interviews

For those of you scribblers just joining Twitter for the very first time, there are a couple of tips and tools to know about that will make your tweeting life a little more fun. First the basics. Once you’ve signed up with Twitter and replaced that old egg with your author photo, it’s time to start socialising. You can only see the tweets of people who you follow, and likewise, only people who follow you will see your tweets. The way to get followers when you’re new to Twitter is to start following others. Search for people to follow by name or by putting things like writer, author, photographer, gardener, or any other thing that you are interested in, and follow away. I don’t follow many Twitter sites that don’t follow me back, but that is up to you. As a newbie this is important though, because when you are…

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Cowboys and Insects; Bug Ranching; Why Not Eat Insects? #entomophagy

A new burger and sausage industry? Not yet: insects are so expensive, only the well-educated and well-to-do are serving them at classy dinner parties.

In 1885,Vincent J. Holt published a pamphlet titled Why Not Eat Insects? and 100+ years later, it still hasn’t caught on in America. Why not?

“Without the automation or economies of scale that could make raising them more efficient, they are pretty freaking expensive to grow,” Heather Smith writes:

“What if those same European cultures who had populated the planet with their damn cattle could be persuaded to diversify with a different livestock? What if that livestock was cold-blooded, so that all the food it ate went into making more of itself, instead of helping maintain its own body temperature?  … What if the U.S. became a bug-eating, bug-farming nation?” Just how big can bug-ranching grow?” 

The U.N.’s Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) released a report in 2006,“Livestock’s Long Shadow.” Livestock production accounts for 70 percent of all agricultural land, 30 percent of the land surface of the planet, and 18 percent of greenhouse gas emissions — more than the emissions produced by the transportation sector.

In 2013, the FAO released another report called “Edible Insects: Future Prospects for Food and Feed Security,” which provided a broad survey of insect harvesting and farming practices around the world:

Globally, the most commonly consumed insects are beetles (Coleoptera), 31 percent; caterpillars (Lepidoptera), 18 percent; and bees, wasps, and ants (Hymenoptera), 14 percent. Following these are grasshoppers, locusts, and crickets (Orthoptera), 13 percent; cicadas, leafhoppers, planthoppers, scale insects, and true bugs (Hemiptera), 10 percent; termites (Isoptera), 3 percent; dragonflies (Odonata), 3 percent; flies (Diptera), 2 percent; and other orders, 5 percent.

Read the whole article http://bit.ly/1grE3GZ

I’ll be updating this blog post. Meanwhile, how to start my own worm ranch….

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Quoting Passages in Book Reviews (Battered, Tattered, Yellowed, & Creased )

“If you are an author or publisher who believes I’ve quoted too much or otherwise acted in error, politely contact me and let me know which quotes you think better showcase and promote your work.” –Admiral Iron Bombs?

This blogger is keeping a low profile, but I love the blog, and I must appropriate (verb) his/her disclaimer: “As a book reviewer, I find it helpful to quote from an author’s text to give an idea of their prose style, as well as including the book’s cover art, and in some cases examples of interior illustrations. I do this under section 17 U.S.C. § 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976” (the fair use of a copyrighted work for purposes such as criticism, scholarship, or research is not an infringement of copyright).

Oh, and I also review books, solicited or not, but I never make promises, so email me your manuscript if you wish, knowing I may or may not review it.

Review Copies?

I do accept advanced reading and review copies of books; other than making a one-line disclaimer that the copy was provided to me at no cost, I treat the review exactly as I would for a book I went out and paid cold hard currency for. A few stipulations; first, I don’t accept rough manuscripts (unless for some reason the author is well-renowned, in which case it’d be insulting to say no), and second, it helps if the book is in the same style or genres that I work with: science fiction, horror, thriller, and mystery-crime novels, possibly fantasy or spy fiction.

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Sam Neumann, The Call of the Mountain / Emails from Heaven

I am smitten with this young author.  Smitten!

“A younger and less pretentious David Sedaris,” says amazon reviewer David Peterson (June 20, 2013).

“Snarky, witty, funny, incisive, insightful, and spot-on, the way WIRED magazine staffers are” (me, moments ago)

En route to Omaha last Thanksgiving, I read aloud from “Emails From Heaven” until my children begged me to stop this “SUPER ANNOYING” habit of reading to them while they’re held hostage in a car on I-80 West. But my son works an office job in Chicago, and “Emails From Heaven” is witty and funny in the way that WIRED magazine writers are (and they’re the best!!).

But Mom has set a precedent. Anything she likes must be tuned out. When I’m dead and gone, they can read my blog and wish they’d listened.

Meanwhile, in an extraordinary case of serendipity, Sam Neumann (gotta love Sam!) gifted me a copy of his latest novel. Even though I had other jobs in the queue in my Kindle, they all got shoved aside after I sneaked a peek at the first page of “The Call of the Mountain.” I was hooked. The theme, the small town people, the police department, everything about this novel reminded me of my sister’s 1975 Cold Case, and other close-to-home people and themes.

In a fit of laziness, I’ll copy my goodreads/amazon review here, but it’s better for the number-crunchers if you read the review and vote (“yes” it’s helpful, or not) at the site:

The Call of the Mountain (Kindle Edition)
-Escape the rat race
-Kiss the corporate world goodbye
-Live free in the Rockies with cool, quasi-hippie people
-Enjoy the slow-paced, scenic mountain community
-Make easy money to pay the rent
-What’s wrong with this picture?

Julian Meyer quits his office job in Manhattan, drives west to the Rockies of his childhood dream, and finds peace–but not for long. The remoteness of a small, slow-paced mountain town attracts bad people whose business is more soul-destroying than corporate work.

Other readers complain that Julian is an idiot, and I don’t dispute that, but if not for human folly, we’d have no novels, operas, plays like Romeo and Juliet, movies full of stupid people getting killed, and heart-breaking love songs about people wishing for second chances. The Call of the Mountain is spot-on in its portrayal of office workers in the big city versus the quintessential Americans in the great open spaces of the West, with a “live free or die” mentality (never mind that this is the motto of New Hampshire, as far east as a state can get).

There’s so much I want to say about this story, so many epic lines I highlighted via my Kindle and want to share, but avoiding spoilers is such a challenge. Let’s just say this is a great, great story with a “Breaking Bad” sort of theme, a timeless classic, insightful, tightly plotted, taut with suspense, and yet literary, with no exploding helicopters or other gimmicks that make me avoid the thriller genre.

Yes, we wince and cringe as Julian makes one stupid decision after another, ignoring his intuition and better judgment, because that’s how temptation works. We rationalize. We believe what we want to believe. That hot babe cannot be denied, no matter what the consequences may be, never mind that the wife back in Manhattan hasn’t even filed for divorce yet. That guy Vince is a little shady, but hey, these people are living the good life, unlike the working stiffs slaving for corporations and paying ridiculous bills and taxes.

This novel delivers a message without ever coming across as didactic. Well written, accurate, authentic, all too believable, and tragic – though there is hope and we know from the narrative style that Julian has lived to tell this tale years after it happened. We don’t know if he returns to his wife but we do know he learned a lesson, and that alone would be worth 5 stars to me. This is the rare book that I love so much, I’m buying copies for my friends.

5-stars
I LOVE IT! Great story, great author, full of snark, cynicism, humor, wit and hope (yes, hope!)

By Carol Kean VINE VOICE on November 12, 2014

What an unexpected treat – such a well written and engaging novel, from the Kindle Daily “Free” list. Nobody asked me to read/review this book, but it skyrocketed to the #TopOfMyQueue while I proceeded to Kindle-Share line after great line until I realized I must stop cluttering Twitter and Facebook with these quotable quotes and insights.

David Grasso. Working in a cubicle, living in downtown Chicago, making one snarky, spot-on observation after another about his boss and co-workers. Fans of Dilbert, 30 Rock, The Office, this is your kind of book.

Martin. The loner, the quiet little guy people are afraid to be stuck with in an elevator. Love, love, love the guy.

Abe, the lonely widower who faithfully invites David to dinner once a week. Like Martin, like every person in the novel, Abe is vivid, authentic, clearly drawn, and all in as few words as necessary. This author doesn’t bore us with back story or too many details.

Erica, the co-worker who’s “out of my league,” David believes, so he keeps hiding his feelings from her, even if he risks looking a tool who couldn’t care less about her.

Sal, the brother who emails David from heaven. All the other characters who get drawn into this mystery. The hacker. Great, great, memorable scenes. This should be a movie.

The fishing trip. The gray days in the city. The gray moods David can’t shake. The frustration of not finding answers to those age-old questions life throws at us.

It’s harder to write a review about a great novel than a mediocre one, or a predictable one. This novel fits no formula or genre that lets us know in a word what to expect. It’s full of surprises – wrenching and painful ones, yes, but ultimately, surprising victories (however small or big) and that thing so hard to find in today’s fiction, the thing Emily Dickinson nailed in “hope is the thing with feathers.” I love this story, this author.

Again, nobody asked me to review this book. Normally I blitz through the first page of a half dozen novels a day. Many look good, sound good, but don’t hook me. This one, I couldn’t put down until I’d gotten to the end. For me, that’s exceedingly rare.

More please!

Why is cauliflower criminally underrated? What makes Bob Ross the most important painter who ever lived? And why does quitting menial jobs feel so right?

In his second book, New York Times bestselling humorist and life critic Sam Neumann employs his unique brand of snark to answer these questions and many more. In an earnest effort to make sense of – and yes, make fun of – the absurdities of everyday life, this collection of short essays is at once hilarious and thought-provoking.

Believed to be the first book to analyze automated phone systems, obligatory Facebook comments, and the stages of dog love, Quitting Cold Stone (And Other Struggles) is Neumann’s manifesto of everything that is right and wrong with the world. With the balls to take on Audi of America and the audacity to defend Nickelback, Quitting Cold Stone brazenly barges uninvited into most every realm of modern society, and does not leave a tip. You may feel the same about the topics at hand; you may feel differently. You may feel the author is a complete moron. But rest assured, while reading this book, you will feel something.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This book contains profanity. It’s a general examination of civilization and human nature, and sometimes these things are easier (and more fun) to talk about when you use bad words. If the presence of a little colorful language is likely to ruin your reading experience, it’s probably best to pass on this one. We can still be friends though.

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“Just” a cat but not to his human family

This was Tommy, brother of Timmy, who mysteriously vanished after death threats from the neighbor who caught him killing mice and birds in her horse barn. Note the hooves behind Tommy, who was banished to a horse farm five miles away lest he escape to the neighbors’ (habitual offender, he was) and go the way of his twin brother Timmy. Years later we brought Tommy home again, flea-bitten, and cleaned him up, and he had two more good years here. (Little Bonnie the calico, sad to say, was never seen again–by us–at the barn.)

 Card from Kenwood Animal Clinic (angel statue looks like Ted, the neighbor dog)

 We had to put Mr. Tom, aka Tomaso Picasso, aka Sir Thomas Aquinas, His Highness, down at the vet’s the day after our return from the first wedding in our family (daughter Claire August 15). Tommy is the size and weight and cuddly-cuteness of a newborn baby. He’d squeeze my shoulder and purr and let me carry him for the longest time. 

Like Mary and her Little Lamb, he followed me everywhere outside. I knew I’d miss him but it’s much more than I expected. To bury a child  is the worst, but to lose a pet like him (“just” a cat) ranks pretty high up there with loss of a family member.

I thought I’d cried myself dry a few days before the wedding, and I got through the wedding day without tears, only to come home and find Tom unable to walk or drink water. He spent the night at my side, the next day on the sofa with Mariel and me, and at last we had the vet put an end to his suffering.

   Tommy, still breathing peacefully in Mariel’s lap, before the end

 

Kenwood Animal Clinic sent a great card

Tommy dug a sort of shallow grave for himself the last week of his life – at the time I thought he was just nesting in the shade like a little bird in nest

Tommy loved rolling in the dried grass, dirt and hay

Tommy remindsBobi

who was here first   

    

Tommy at age 13, undaunted after a chastisement from the ineffectual would-be terrorist, Bobinski

RIP, little friend!

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